Despite his intimidating encounter with the Title Pawn Boss, Elmer was thankful he still had a job. A job that paid less, but a job nonetheless. As Elmer made his way home from work, he noticed a billboard of a cat … [Read more...]

As Elmer's nocturnal eyes adjusted to the Title Pawn Boss' lair, the scent of anchovy taunted Elmer's empty stomach. His tummy responded with a grumble, which did little to endear him to "da Boss". Trying to swallow … [Read more...]

Elmer and his cohorts thought it easy to secure a loan. All they had to do was hand over the title to their trikes. They pocketed the cash and peddled off into the sunset under the assumption that they'd pay off their … [Read more...]